Found Footage Horror Movies

In the past decade i have seen a small number of horror films that have been shot on a hand held camera. No, these are not some cheap film made in the woods out back by bored teenagers, these actually had a budget from an independent or ever major film studio and actually have a plot behind it. So, why make a movie in such a 'crappy' fashion? We'll talk about that later, first i want to recount my experience as a horror fan in discovering this genre.

The first film i saw made in this manner (and probably the same for most of my generation) is The Blair Witch Project. (earlier Examples include Cannibal Holocaust, Man Bites Dog and even The Last Broadcast the year before. But it was The Blair Witch Project that set the groundwork for future films in this genre. I wasn't too fond of Blair Witch when it first came out, i'm yet to re visit it and give it a proper review but back then it didn't really tickle my fancy. However, there have been films in the genre of late that i have seen over the years and i'll outline them below;

• The Zombie Diaries - Documenting a zombie holocaust in the UK, watchable but nothing exciting (6/10)
• Diary Of The Dead - George A Romero's take on the found footage genre, think of it as an American version of The Zombie Diaries (7/10)
• REC - Spanish film about a News Crew that get trapped in a quarantined apartment block, very suspense filled, plenty of shocks and all around brilliant horror (9/10)
• REC 2 - Picks up where the first one left off, where a SWAT team go in to investigate. Story takes some amazing twists (9/10)
• Quarantine - American remake of REC, just a typical remake (4/10)
• Cloverfield - The Godzilla of the found footage horror genre. 4 friends try to escape Manhattan after a giant monster starts rampaging through the city. Plenty of Action, Suspense and twists. (10/10)
• Paranormal Activity

So, now on to why has the genre become so popular despite the use of crappy cinematography? Well, in my opinion the whole hand held camera thing is effective because it feels real, like your looking trough the eyes of the protagonist and you can put yourself in that position. Also, the scariest thing is what you can't see. Say for example, the camera man is walking down a hallway and theres a monster around the corner that he (and therefore you too) can't see, and when it attacks, the fright is extra effective because you didn't expect it.

So, to conclude, while this style of film may not be everybody's cup of tea, it's still a new and fresh idea and i personally look forward to the next film in this genre. This is just an introduction so if you'd like to read further theres a bit more about it as well as a list of films to check out here

The Human Centipede

The Human Centipede is without a doubt, this generations answer to Cannibal Holocaust. Yes, they are two completely different films, yes, they are virtually unrelated plot wise, etc, etc. So, why did i make that comparison you ask? It is this generations Cannibal Holocaust in the way its gonna divide audiences the world over. This is the sickest, most depraved and shocking movie to pass my viewing station in quite some time, and you really have to see it to believe it.

The film is about two American tourists Lyndsay and Jenny (played by Ashley C. Williams and Ashlynn Yennie) who are on a road trip through Europe. When in the German countryside they end up with a flat tire and go looking for help. They come across a house (Texas Chainsaw Massacre anyone?) which is occupied by a very strange man named Dr. Heiter (played by Dieter Laser), who proceeds to drug the girls and they awake in a makeshift hospital in Heiter basement (hmm? that name rhymes with someone else). When the girls awake there is also a Japaneses tourist named Katsuro (Played by Akihiro Kitamura) in the room with them. (giving the film a Japaneses horror element to it).

Dr. Heiter then unveils his plan to surgical fuse the three together to make a "human centipede", which according to the Trailer is 100% medically accurate. So, that there is the basic plot. A pretty original idea which is what alot of modern horror lacks (with remakes and all that) and it does a very good job of fusing elements of American, European and Japaneses horror very well. People expecting a gorefest are in for a disappointment as theres actually very little.

The character of Dr. Heiter is a good contender for horror icon, very dark, sinister character and is very well played by Laser. The acting of the three victims was well played too, in fact the best i've ever seen. The fear they were feeling felt very real and makes the viewer very uneasy. Some may consider this a horror masterpiece, others may consider it a sick depraved nasty that begs for apocalyptic. Me personally, i liked it and i highly recommend it.

9/10

PS. Apologies for the font changes, can't seem to figure out whats up with it.

Horror Around The World - Japan

Its a big bad world out there, and alot of countries have some excellent horror movies, so i have decided to start a new article series about countries who have produced some amazing horror. The first country i wanna cover is Japan. Japaneses horror is without a doubt my favorite country for their contribution to the horror genre.

Japaneses horror has seen a huge rise in popularity here in the west, mostly due to the American remakes of such films as Ring, The Grudge, One Missed Call and Dark Water. Naturally i would have seen some of these first due to there mainstream cinema and DVD release here, but over the past while i have been checking out the Japaneses counterparts, and what can i say, they are far superior. Why? I will explain in my own words why i think this is the case.

Although the American versions are good and kudos to the directors for bringing them to the attention of the mainstream eyes, weather people check out the originals or not, entirely up to you, but i would recommend you check out Japaneses horrors (and any foreign horror for that matter) because the first thing that makes them better is the fact that its a culture and language which is alien to you, which i honestly believe adds to the suspense and feeling of unease that you want to feel when watching a horror movie.

Japaneses horror are also just so well written, full of suspense and plot twists that are so well put together. Once you watch one, you want more. Ones i would highly recommend are as follows;

• Ring (Ringu)
• One Missed Call
• Parasite Eve
• The Grudge

Their just the usual suspects, loads more flying about. However, Japan is not just the home of some of the scariest horror, it is also the home of some of the most sick, depraved and goriest movies i have ever seen (people who fainted watching Saw or Hostel, you'll die when you see whats in store here).

Perhaps the most notorious of all these movies is the second movie in the Guinea Pig film series 'The Flower Of Flesh and Blood", for a short film it is so graphic and real looking that when it was released in the USA, and Hollywood Actor Charlie Sheen saw it, he thought it was a genuine snuff film and reported it to the FBI. The Director Hideshi Hino even marketed it as a submission from a crazed fan as a joke (a making of documentary was made to clear up any claims of it being a snuff film).

This and the other films in the Guinea Pig series i would recommend to any of the gore hungry out there, as well as the following;

• Tokyo Gore Police
• The Machine Girl
• Naked Blood
• Grotesque (refused certification in the UK)
• Evil Dead Trap
• Ichi The Killer
• Battle Royal

To finish it off, i will talk about Japan most popular export, Anime. There is lots of good horror themed anime out there, including Hellsing and Blood: The Last Vampire, both very good watches. Can't think of any more as i'm not much of an expert on anime (friend of mine is educating me though). On the more sick and depraved side of things i would recommend Devil Man and the always delightful Urotsukidōji (found that entertaining due to my sick sense of humor, others may be offended by it). But yea, that is all i have to say about Japan's horror market, do check out what i recommended and i hope you find this to be a good resource, because i had alot of fun writing this article. Sayonara

Paranormal Entity

Alright, back to horror now. This time i'm gonna do a short review of a movie from 'The Asylum'. For those of you who don't know who they are, they are a studio who make direct to DVD b-movies for chains like Blockbuster (Here in Ireland we would find these movies in the bargain bin of some video stores). They usually are complete rip offs of major releases that would be in the cinema at the time, for example, Snakes on a Train, Transmorphers, Pirates of Treasure Island, and so on and so on. Point is, there lame rip offs and don't really do a good job of hiding what movie they're ripping off, hense why they're called 'mockbusters' by people in the industry. There is the odd one that would have the same idea as its High grossing, a list counterpart, but have some degree of originality, and heres an example.

Paranormal Entity (in case you haven't copped it, its another take of Paranormal Activity, review of that is down below) tells the story of a family who have lost their father/husband in a tragic accident. The mother tries to communicate with him, and claims to get a response from him from beyond the grave, but after a series of strange occurrences in the house they start to think otherwise. The son, who's name is Thomas, starts to put camera around the house to document the occurrence's. Thats the basic plot, near enough the same scenario as Paranormal Activity, shot the same way, but does add a few new twists so if your looking for an alternative to Paranormal Activity, then this i would recommend, watch alone in your room in pitch blackness to get its full effect, its just as scary, if not more. In this one its the sister (Sam) and mother (Cindy) who are getting attacked by the demon, so its double the shocks.

7/10

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is the feature length animation from 1993, and in my opinion a very underrated nostalgic classic. The Batman Animated series was very popular at the time yet back then i never heard anyone speak of this movie, so back then i just assumed it wasn't great. Checked it out yesterday and i have to say i was most impressed.

The plot revolves around an old love interest of Bruce Wayne (voiced by Kevin Conroy) by the name of Andrea Beaumont (voiced by Dana Delany) who unexpectedly arrives back in Gotham City. Meanwhile an unknown masked assassin (you can guess its The Phantasm judging by the title) is picking off Gothams gangsters one by one. Due to it having a cape, city councilman Aurthur Reeves (voiced by Hart Bochner) has wrongfully accused The Caped Crusader of the murders and has therefore called a for a manhunt. Its up to Bruce Wayne (Batman) to get to the bottom of this and clear his name.

The plot is full of flashbacks and twists which is what makes it such a good story, so i will stop here. I will say that The Joker (Voiced by the incredible Mark Hamill) makes an appearance later on in the movie. The story is very well written, the animation is in that distinctive batman style, really dark. The voice acting is flawless and i am just speechless that this movie hasn't got the attention it deserves. It no Dark Knight but if your like me (ie, seen Dark Knight way too much) this makes for a perfect alternative. Highly recommended.

8/10

Star Trek (2009)

Star Trek, the biggest cult television and movie series of all time, spawned an original TV series, 11 movies and 4 other TV shows set in the same universe but depicting different characters on a different adventure. 2009 saw a movie reboot with the character of the original series but played by different actors. Myself personally, i'm not the biggest 'Trekie' in the world, but i did enjoy the show. So i had my doubts about this reboot, didn't think new young actors would do the series any justice. I was proven wrong.

It was just amazing, so amazing that i find it very hard to describe. Its basically a prequel, telling the story of how the crew of the USS Enterprise all met, before James T Kirk (played by Chris Pine) became captain. All the classic characters are there including Spock (played by Zachary Quinto), Scotty (Played by Simon Pegg) and Uhura (played by Zoe Saldana). All of them gave top notch performances and did the classic characters alot of justice.

The only complaint i have is the character of Dr. Leonerd McCoy (played by Karl Urban), he kept it true to the original character but at times it felt kinda forced and over acted. Then again i haven't seen the original series in years so my memory may be a little rusty. Won't go into too much detail about the plot but i will say the villain in this one is a Romulan named Captain Nero (played by Eirc Bana) who is a time traveler, which sets the film in an alternative reality, which is very hard to explain but still makes sense when you watch it, in a way (after all, it is Star Trek), the only spoiler i will give you is that Leonard Nimoy makes an appearance as Spock from the future. So weather you a fan of Star Trek or not, this is worth checking out. Its action packed from start to finish as well as having an amazing plot and visuals.

9/10

Super Mario Bros

Ok, now to go away from horror for a bit and take a trip back to the past. To the very first major motion picture to be based off a video game. You don't have to be a hardcore gamer to know who the Super Mario Bros are. Mario was everywhere for most of the 80's and 90's and in fact is still a pop culture icon to this day. But lets go back to 1993, i was six years old and i remember my older brother getting a Nintendo Entertainment System for one of his birthday's (not sure which one), and Mario was one of the games he got. I spent almost every waking hour playing that game, i just loved it. Then i see a trailer for a Super Mario Bros movie, and i so excited. By then we had also got the second and third one and i was also spending every waking hour playing it, but enough about my past and on to the movie review.

As a kid i remember watching it when it came out on video because i couldn't see it in the cinema due to it being certified 12 (i think), that's just to the best of my memory. But i remember watching it once, not really getting it and then never seeing it again until just recently. Sense its release it was a flop at the box office and got alot of negative reviews from critics, but has maintained a cult following. Why was it a flop and why did i not really get it as a kid? Well, the directors took a major risk by making it nothing like the games at all (bar a couple of reference's here and there), is it a bad thing? Well, not really if you just look outside the box.

Mario (Played by Bob Hoskins) and Luigi (Played by John Leguizamo) are Italian plumbers (one thing they got right) living in Brooklyn, New York. They meet this orphaned girl named Daisy who is digging for Dinosauer bones. When they go to check it out they find a portal to another dimension which is not the mushroom kingdom from the games, but a dystopian society (kinda like Blade Runner or Judge Dredd) run by Bowser, or King Koopa (played by Dennis Hopper). Another departure from the video game is rather than make Bowser just a lizard he is a humanoid descendant of the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Another character that is depicted differently from the games is Toad (you know, that annoying ass wipe who you always conveniently meet at the end of each castle to tell you our princess is in another castle). Instead of being a mushroom headed kid, in the movie he is a friendly street musician with a Texas accent who meets Mario and Luigi on the street.

Not to give too much of the plot away, i will give this movie the fair review it deserves. The costumes first of all are great, especially when Mario and Luigi put on their trademark red and green suits, complete with hats and these really silly but strangely awesome jumper boots. The Goomba's look nothing like they do in the game and are a bit silly, but their suits are great, kinda like a military uniform and punk rock hybrid. In fact, despite the movie being a flop, it was nominated for a Saturn award in 1994 for best costume and best make up.

Alot of critics slated it for being too dark and not child friendly, which i do agree, making a movie based on a Nintendo game, children are going to be you target audience. Critics also said there is no reference's to the games at all, which i full on disagree with. They are there, you just have to find them. Examples include the giant fungus helping Mario and Luigi throughout their journey, well thats a reference to the mushroom power ups in the game. You can also hear sounds from the game in some scenes. And the characters from the game are all there, including Yoshi, who's a very Jurassic Park esque baby T-Rex (Jurassic Park being released 3 years previous). Other game references include the Bob-omb and the names of several characters and villains on street signs.

So yea, not to drag on any more i will conclude by saying, this movie is a guilty pleasure of mine and its worth checking out or revisiting either for some cheesy fun or just for nostalgia value. As it is the first major motion picture to be based off a video game, its worth checking out, because its not the worst. There has been worse video game to movie adaptations (Uwe Boll anyone?), and hey, they just started to get comic book movie adaptations right, maybe they will get video games right in time. But until then, ignore what the critics are saying and check out this movie, because despite it being very little to do with the game, its actually a pretty good science fiction fantasy adventure movie.

7/10